Week 16 picks

This all seems very pointless right now. But I guess it's my way of coping. No play on the Patriots, as per usue...

New York +2.5

@Jacksonville -7.0

@Philadelphia -14.5

@Tampa Bay -6.0

Baltimore -3.5

Tennessee +5.0

Detroit +3.5

San Francisco +2.5

Houston -2.5

Indianapolis -3.0 (let's be honest. They have to win out to get in. It's gonna happen.)

@Green Bay -3.0

San Diego -7.5

@Atlanta -2.5 (locking up homefield right here, right now.)

Last week: 6-9

Season 93-100-4

Bluh

Cardinals +7.0

Christmas...not so merry

For those of you who know me, you are already aware I'm not much for religion on my own part. But this absolutely sucks. I don't like this one bit. Stay strong you...

Halfway to seven hundred!

Aaaaand, tiny Christmas eve!

Carolina
@ Pittsburgh
Pick: Pittsburgh -14.5

Week 15 picks

It's crunch time in the NFL, fantasy football starts its playoff run, and Brett Favre sat out a game for the first time since Velociraptors roamed the streets. Nuvel. I am flying to Norway tomorrow, during the Pats-Packers game (no gamble, obviously) and therefore I will be nail-biting. Regardless, here are your week 15 truths:

New Orleans
@ Baltimore
Pick: New Orleans +1.5

Detroit
@ Tampa Bay
Pick: Tampa Bay -4.5

Arizona
@ Carolina
Pick: Arizona +2.5

Kansas
@ St. Louis
Pick: St. Louis -1.0

Buffalo
@ Miami
Pick: Buffalo +5.5

Houston
@ Tennessee
Pick: Houston +1.5

Andre Johnson
@ Cortland Finnegan
(part deux)
Pick: Andre Johnson -3.5
Definitely taking the U right there.

Jacksonville
@ Indianapolis
Pick: Jacksonville +5.5

Cleveland
@ Cincinnati
Pick: Cleveland +1.5

Washington
@ Dallas
Pick: Dallas -7.0

Philadelphia
@ New York
Pick: New York -2.5

Atlanta
@ Seattle
Pick: Atlanta -6.0

New York
@ Pittsburgh
Pick: New York +5.5

Denver
@ Oakland
Pick: Oakland -7.5

Chicago
@ Minnesota
Pick: Chicago -7.5

Last week: 6-8-1

Season: 87-91-4

Tidbits

Okay, my pulse is slower and my head is clearer. Although the task at hand tomorrow is kinda fucking difficult.

As a little treat to you, and to myself in the midst of exam-week at Eastern, I have some random stuff, my record updated for week 13 and my regular Thursday night pick.

The Town of Cobalt. Cobalt. Why would you name a town Cobalt unless it's a mining (cobalt is mined, right?) town? I mean, not exactly an exotic or inviting name such as San Antonio or Seattle or Mystic or Baltimore. And yeah, cobalt is mined, but mostly through extraction of other minerals.

There is something seriously wrong with something right now, but I'm not sure what it is. Might be the lack of sleep.

Not upholding the groomin' standards, that's for sure.

I think in week thirteen I went 11-4, which is a new season best. This puts my overall record at 81-83-3. You'll get everything from last week when I post my regular picks on Friday or Saturday.

San Francisco
@ San Diego
Pick: San Diego -9.0

Astronomy time!

Week 14 picks

Sorry I'm late with these.

Oakland +3.5

Pittsburgh -8.5

Buffalo PK

New York -3.5 (moved to Detroit)

Green Bay -7.0

Tampa Bay -1.0

St. Louis +9.5

San Francisco -5.0

New York -5.0

Denver -4.0

Kansas City +10.0

Philadelphia -4.0

Baltimore -3.0

Stumble

“If she loves you, if she really loves you, you’ll know it. If you can wake up to her staring at you and it’s not even mildly creepy, if you catch her smelling the shoulder of the hooded sweatshirt you lent her for an autumn walk at the beach, and not for B.O., if she makes you a pancake in the shape of a shark, if she calls you drunkenly at four in the morning “to talk,” if she laughs at your jokes when they’re funny and makes fun of you when they’re not, if she keeps her fridge stocked with Guinness tallboys for when you come over, if she tells you how she wishes she were closer to her sister and that her dad makes her sad: She loves you, of course she loves you.” ~Pasha Malla

Last day of classes!

Celebrating this with a Thursday night pick:

Indianapolis
@ Tennessee
Pick: Indianapolis -3.0

My favorite

Thing in the whole world are irrational people. Can't get enough of them.

Week 13 picks

Haha! Getting closer to the end of the line! This season is actually very exciting! No play on the Pats, cause you know the deal...

New Orleans
@ Cincinnati
Pick: New Orleans -6.0

Chicago
@ Detroit
Pick: Detroit +5.0

San Francisco
@ Green Bay
Pick: Green Bay -9.5

Jacksonville
@ Tennessee
Pick: Jacksonville +3.0

Denver
@ Kansas City
Pick: Denver +9.5

Cleveland
@ Miami
Pick: Cleveland +4.5

Buffalo
@ Minnesota
Pick: Minnesota -6.0

Washington
@ New York
Pick: New York -7.0

Oakland
@ San Diego
Pick: San Diego -12.5

Atlanta
@ Tampa Bay
Pick: Atlanta -3.0

Carolina
@ Seattle
Pick: Seattle -6.0

St. Louis
@ Arizona
Pick: St. Louis -3.5

Dallas
@ Indianapolis
Pick: Indianapolis -5.5

Pittsburgh
@ Baltimore
Pick: Pittsburgh +3.0

Last week: 5-10

Season: 70-79-3

Thursday night miracles

How the hell did Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan (black Irish) not get suspended after that brawl?

Houston
@ Philadelphia
Pick: Houston +9.5
Taking the points.