DFL picks

As we all know, DFL-bowl is being played tomorrow, where my beloved Lions take on the mighty Titans! Also, a loser-brackett game between the Ravens and the Moccasins. Games are followed by a bash at Rick's Cafe.

In honor of this festive day of awesomeness, I present to you picks, DFL-style:

Moccasins
@ Ravens
Ravens won their first game ever this season, by beating the aforementioned Moccasins in a close game. Moccasins then preceeded to lose against the Lions. Should be a hard-fought, brusing game in which the line-play of both teams play a huge factor in deciding the winner (I haven't seen you guys play, so I'm just making this shit up).
Pick: Moccasins +3.0

Titans
@ Lions
People who have been following this league since its inagural season know what the Lions are capable of, even without their most dangerous player on the field (that would be me), and having swept the competition in the regular season, I see no reason why they won't win a fourth consecutive World Championship. QB Austreim seemed very confident they would be able to shut down the Titans and put more than enough points on the board.
Pick: Lions -7.0

Turnovers by Billy Rein: O/U 2.5, you should take the over on this one.

Touchdowns by QB Austreim (not passing): O/U 2.5, taking the under since he has a very strong receiving and running game this season.

Number of jokes made about Winge at the banquet: O/U 25.5 and I'm betting the house on the over!

Good luck tomorrow gentlemen, and may the best team win!